PULL YOUR PANTS UP!

#FAITH

*ANGRY @ GOD FOR COVID 19?

*I REMEMBER LEARNING HOW TO SWIM…

*MY FATHER THREW ME OFF HIS BOAT AT AGE FIVE and INTO the DEEP DARK ABYSS! Lucky to be alive… LOL, It was at that time I learned the phrase “OH SHIT!”

*But THEN I got to be pulled behind IT, in THAT little raft on that HOT summers day break, on a whyme. I got through IT! and I learned how to swim! So if you don’t know how to swim… you should GO JUMP IN A LAKE! But don’t forget your life jacket AND beware of the wake. “USUALLY THE WATER IS NEVER AS DEEP AS YOU THINK IT IS”. But it could always get deeper! And That’s Where It Is! #FAITH

*ALSOFAIR WARNING, IF I SEE YOU LICKING PRODUCTS AT WALMART OR ANY OTHER ESTABLISHMENT, YOU WILL EAT PAVEMENT! Then you will have a “TONGUE PROBLEM”!

As per “Letterkenny” “I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE”!

WHEELCHAIR RAMP…

ARE there separate wheelchair lanes on a wheelchair ramp for alcoholic’s? Similar to a bike lane… because I just got hit walking up the right side of one, right on the back, and wheel got stuck in a crack, It hurt at least as bad as a cart hitting your “ACHILLES” at WALMART! I still made it in faster. It still gives me the willies, So I can’t complain, because it’s NOT like I pushed them back down the ramp into traffic… OR maybe I did, I’m pretty sure it was a dream.